1 00:00:04,265 --> 00:00:06,180 NARRATOR: Ah, the map again. 2 00:00:06,354 --> 00:00:08,269 We last saw our heroes on the back of an eagle, 3 00:00:08,530 --> 00:00:10,706 valiantly fighting Death Adder's minions. 4 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:12,273 It was going well until Hampton was pushed off 5 00:00:12,534 --> 00:00:14,797 - by the Bad Brothers, - [screaming] 6 00:00:15,058 --> 00:00:16,799 and Gilius leapt after in pursuit. 7 00:00:17,060 --> 00:00:18,583 Now all four of them are going to 8 00:00:18,757 --> 00:00:20,455 hit the ground and die. 9 00:00:20,629 --> 00:00:22,544 This could be a short show. 10 00:00:22,718 --> 00:00:24,807 ? ? 11 00:00:25,373 --> 00:00:27,027 [Hampton screaming] 12 00:00:27,592 --> 00:00:31,292 [mock screaming] That's what you sound like. 13 00:00:31,466 --> 00:00:33,729 We're plummeting to our deaths! 14 00:00:33,903 --> 00:00:37,167 Yeah, but you're the only one making a big deal about it. 15 00:00:37,341 --> 00:00:39,735 Enough! Let's show this screaming child 16 00:00:39,909 --> 00:00:41,041 the Brother Ball! 17 00:00:41,215 --> 00:00:42,477 What's a Brother Ball? 18 00:00:42,738 --> 00:00:45,610 - Brother Ball, go! - Brother Ball, go! 19 00:00:45,871 --> 00:00:46,611 [grunting] 20 00:00:46,785 --> 00:00:48,700 Aah... Oh! 21 00:00:48,874 --> 00:00:50,833 [all shouting] 22 00:00:51,616 --> 00:00:53,879 Brother ball, very nice. 23 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:56,099 It actually smells really good in here. 24 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:57,796 [all shouting] 25 00:00:57,970 --> 00:00:59,929 [grunting] 26 00:01:00,190 --> 00:01:01,148 [sighs] 27 00:01:01,583 --> 00:01:03,193 That seemed like it shouldn't have worked. 28 00:01:03,367 --> 00:01:05,326 ROOSTER: It sorta did, it sorta didn't. 29 00:01:06,414 --> 00:01:08,764 Please don't run away. 30 00:01:08,938 --> 00:01:10,244 - [yelps] - Come on, 31 00:01:10,418 --> 00:01:11,984 we just Brother Balled. 32 00:01:12,159 --> 00:01:13,290 All right, Hampton! 33 00:01:13,551 --> 00:01:15,075 Now, I wonder how I'm gonna land. 34 00:01:15,249 --> 00:01:16,685 Aah! Mountain! 35 00:01:16,946 --> 00:01:18,817 [grunting, shouting] 36 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:20,602 Aah! Ow... 37 00:01:20,776 --> 00:01:22,169 Aah! 38 00:01:23,170 --> 00:01:24,867 [laughs] 39 00:01:26,434 --> 00:01:28,479 Sorry, Death. You'll have to try harder than that 40 00:01:28,653 --> 00:01:29,785 to stop Gilius Thunder-- 41 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:34,006 Aah...! 42 00:01:39,969 --> 00:01:41,188 [thump] 43 00:01:45,496 --> 00:01:46,367 [sighs] 44 00:01:46,628 --> 00:01:48,325 I think I lost 'em. 45 00:01:48,499 --> 00:01:50,153 ROOSTER: Who did you lose? 46 00:01:50,414 --> 00:01:52,329 What? How did you find me? 47 00:01:52,590 --> 00:01:53,896 Uh, we didn't go anywhere. 48 00:01:54,070 --> 00:01:56,681 Next time, just run straight and far. 49 00:01:56,855 --> 00:01:59,206 - Don't try to get creative. - Thanks for the advice, 50 00:01:59,380 --> 00:02:01,730 but you're the ones who'll need to flee, 51 00:02:01,904 --> 00:02:05,516 for I wield the Emerald Blade! 52 00:02:05,777 --> 00:02:07,953 Dang it. This thing just worked. 53 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:09,433 Come on. You're embarrassing me 54 00:02:09,607 --> 00:02:11,218 in front of my captors. 55 00:02:11,479 --> 00:02:13,568 Come here. 56 00:02:13,742 --> 00:02:14,917 - Oh, shit! - Aah! 57 00:02:15,657 --> 00:02:16,353 Aah! 58 00:02:16,614 --> 00:02:18,268 [all screaming] 59 00:02:22,490 --> 00:02:24,231 GILIUS: Ugh, so injured. 60 00:02:24,492 --> 00:02:26,189 Don't you dare die, Thunderhead. 61 00:02:26,363 --> 00:02:27,147 [groans, grunts] 62 00:02:27,321 --> 00:02:29,192 Oh, fuck. 63 00:02:29,453 --> 00:02:31,542 ? ? 64 00:03:18,067 --> 00:03:19,286 Aah! 65 00:03:25,596 --> 00:03:27,772 NARRATOR: You know, I dreamt I was in a video game once, 66 00:03:28,033 --> 00:03:29,861 but I was naked and my mom was there and-- 67 00:03:30,035 --> 00:03:31,907 You know what, let's focus on what's happening here. 68 00:03:32,081 --> 00:03:35,127 Ax and Chronos regroup at a nearby port village 69 00:03:35,389 --> 00:03:38,305 as Tyris searches for a delicate way to deliver 70 00:03:38,479 --> 00:03:39,828 the news of Gilius' fate. 71 00:03:40,002 --> 00:03:41,482 Chicken Leg, Gilius jumped off the eagle 72 00:03:41,656 --> 00:03:43,353 and probably died. 73 00:03:43,832 --> 00:03:45,877 Come now, Tyris, if I know anyone 74 00:03:46,051 --> 00:03:48,271 who can jump off an eagle and survive, it's me. 75 00:03:48,532 --> 00:03:49,838 Oh, and Gilius. 76 00:03:50,012 --> 00:03:52,014 You have two choices: search for him and fail 77 00:03:52,188 --> 00:03:55,017 or join us on our quest. 78 00:03:58,150 --> 00:03:59,804 [laughs] 79 00:03:59,978 --> 00:04:01,980 What a strange bird. I like him. 80 00:04:02,154 --> 00:04:04,156 Chicken Leg is a fool. Going after Gilius 81 00:04:04,418 --> 00:04:06,333 just cost him a chance at glory. 82 00:04:06,594 --> 00:04:08,813 Wait, do you really think what we're doing 83 00:04:09,074 --> 00:04:10,989 is more important than what Gilius is doing? 84 00:04:11,163 --> 00:04:12,948 Of course. In every great story 85 00:04:13,122 --> 00:04:15,646 there are heroes who do big, important things-- us-- 86 00:04:15,820 --> 00:04:17,866 and lesser heroes who do small, trivial things-- 87 00:04:18,127 --> 00:04:19,955 everyone else, including Gilius. 88 00:04:20,129 --> 00:04:21,696 Oh, my. You really don't know. 89 00:04:21,870 --> 00:04:24,133 Tyris, we are on a side quest. 90 00:04:24,394 --> 00:04:26,222 Gilius is on the side quest. 91 00:04:26,396 --> 00:04:28,442 He left us. 92 00:04:28,616 --> 00:04:31,358 Right. And since then, he found the Emerald Blade, 93 00:04:31,619 --> 00:04:33,098 the chosen one who can wield it, 94 00:04:33,316 --> 00:04:35,318 and Death Adder has sent the Bad Brothers after him. 95 00:04:35,492 --> 00:04:37,146 That's a main quest to me. 96 00:04:37,407 --> 00:04:39,061 But... 97 00:04:40,149 --> 00:04:40,976 ...no. 98 00:04:41,324 --> 00:04:42,456 Tyris makes an excellent point. 99 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:45,241 Help! Help! I am in search of heroes. 100 00:04:45,415 --> 00:04:47,591 This is a matter of grave importance. 101 00:04:47,765 --> 00:04:49,245 It's a good thing you have nine lives, 102 00:04:49,463 --> 00:04:52,204 because you're about to die from embarrassment. 103 00:04:52,379 --> 00:04:53,945 You're not very good at insults. 104 00:04:54,119 --> 00:04:55,295 Hmm. 105 00:04:55,686 --> 00:04:57,253 Helpless villager, how may we assist you? 106 00:04:57,427 --> 00:04:59,908 Thank the gods. Someone has tipped over all my cows 107 00:05:00,082 --> 00:05:01,605 and I cannot get them back up. 108 00:05:01,866 --> 00:05:04,304 Quickly, we must hurry before their milk spoils. 109 00:05:04,478 --> 00:05:06,654 Oh, no! Not the main quest milk! 110 00:05:06,828 --> 00:05:08,743 You really have to stop. She will kill you. 111 00:05:08,917 --> 00:05:10,310 GILIUS: What are you thinking, you idiot? 112 00:05:10,484 --> 00:05:12,137 I don't know why the blade chose you. 113 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:14,444 Your feet make a weird slapping sound when you walk. 114 00:05:14,618 --> 00:05:16,751 These are all real things I've said to you, Hampton. 115 00:05:16,925 --> 00:05:18,579 - ROOSTER: Bash Ax, bash Tyris, - [gasps] 116 00:05:18,753 --> 00:05:20,320 - which leaves bash Gilius. - [grunts] 117 00:05:20,494 --> 00:05:22,147 - Wh-What's going on? - ROOSTER: Hey, You're awake! 118 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:25,281 My brother and I are playing bash, bash, bash. You want in? 119 00:05:25,542 --> 00:05:26,804 I just dreamed you ripped my arm off. 120 00:05:27,109 --> 00:05:29,372 Don't worry, that wasn't a dream. That was real. 121 00:05:29,546 --> 00:05:30,591 I saw your shoulder bone. 122 00:05:30,852 --> 00:05:32,201 Then how am I okay? 123 00:05:32,593 --> 00:05:34,899 ROOSTER: You were dipped in the Spring of Restoration. 124 00:05:35,073 --> 00:05:36,292 The Spring of Restoration? 125 00:05:36,466 --> 00:05:38,729 Ooh! Rooster, he hasn't heard of it. 126 00:05:38,903 --> 00:05:40,905 - Story time! - Story time! 127 00:05:41,297 --> 00:05:43,908 Ages ago, this mountain was the home 128 00:05:44,169 --> 00:05:46,607 of a powerful giant named Dark Guld 129 00:05:46,868 --> 00:05:49,261 who dared to battle the gods. 130 00:05:49,436 --> 00:05:51,133 BRUISER: Using magic, he spawned 131 00:05:51,394 --> 00:05:53,135 - a skeleton army-- - Wait, how are you 132 00:05:53,396 --> 00:05:55,093 - making those shadows? - With my hands. 133 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,138 And sometimes my fingers. 134 00:05:56,312 --> 00:05:58,140 That's really intricate. 135 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,795 Pretty good, right? We left out a part about a two-eyed cyclops 136 00:06:00,969 --> 00:06:03,580 because it doesn't really matter to the story. 137 00:06:03,841 --> 00:06:05,365 A two-eyed cyclops is just a guy. 138 00:06:05,539 --> 00:06:08,455 It's a two-eyed cyclops who doesn't matter to the story! 139 00:06:08,629 --> 00:06:09,804 Anyway... 140 00:06:10,152 --> 00:06:11,762 BRUISER: Dark Guld and his skeleton army 141 00:06:11,936 --> 00:06:13,547 killed an ancient god whose 142 00:06:13,721 --> 00:06:15,766 body got all smooshed up 143 00:06:15,940 --> 00:06:17,768 with the mountain rivers. 144 00:06:17,942 --> 00:06:20,858 ROOSTER: Thus forming the Spring of Restoration, 145 00:06:21,032 --> 00:06:23,644 capable of healing all who soak in it. 146 00:06:23,905 --> 00:06:25,994 BRUISER: And that is the story of... 147 00:06:26,168 --> 00:06:29,040 why you have both your arms. 148 00:06:29,214 --> 00:06:32,783 That was unbelievable shadow puppetry! 149 00:06:33,044 --> 00:06:35,220 Why are you two working as henchmen? 150 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,614 You don't exactly quit working for a demon lord. 151 00:06:37,875 --> 00:06:39,747 They can get pretty snippy about it. 152 00:06:39,921 --> 00:06:43,141 Are you complaining that Death Adder isn't nice? 153 00:06:43,315 --> 00:06:45,970 Ugh. No matter how many good guys we bash, 154 00:06:46,231 --> 00:06:48,190 Death Adder's never happy. 155 00:06:48,451 --> 00:06:49,931 That sounds a lot like Gilius. 156 00:06:50,235 --> 00:06:53,325 Really? Does he also force you to round up stray puppies 157 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:56,546 to grind their bones into powder to sprinkle on his food? 158 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:58,330 What?! Gods, no! 159 00:06:58,505 --> 00:07:00,158 Gilius pretended we were friends 160 00:07:00,332 --> 00:07:02,596 until Ax and Tyris showed up on the back of an eagle 161 00:07:02,770 --> 00:07:05,163 and then acted like he didn't know me. 162 00:07:05,337 --> 00:07:08,036 Wow, that is almost worse than the puppies. 163 00:07:08,297 --> 00:07:09,559 And he said my feet 164 00:07:09,733 --> 00:07:11,213 make a weird slapping sound when I walk. 165 00:07:11,387 --> 00:07:13,171 Really? Weird. I hadn't noticed that. 166 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,826 Wait, are we finding common ground? 167 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:19,351 I told you, these pools heal all. 168 00:07:19,526 --> 00:07:21,005 Now sleep. 169 00:07:21,179 --> 00:07:22,746 You'll need to be rested tomorrow 170 00:07:23,051 --> 00:07:26,010 for when we take you to Death Adder so he can kill you. 171 00:07:26,184 --> 00:07:28,796 And don't listen in on our private conversations. 172 00:07:28,970 --> 00:07:30,232 They're private. 173 00:07:30,493 --> 00:07:31,538 Are you gonna talk about your hammers? 174 00:07:31,712 --> 00:07:33,757 I said it's private! 175 00:07:36,630 --> 00:07:37,848 Stay close. 176 00:07:38,022 --> 00:07:40,372 These caves belonged to Dark Guld. 177 00:07:40,547 --> 00:07:42,549 Some believe his spirit still haunts them. 178 00:07:42,723 --> 00:07:44,812 You're just trying to scare me so I don't run away. 179 00:07:44,986 --> 00:07:46,683 And it's... 180 00:07:46,857 --> 00:07:48,206 not gonna work! 181 00:07:48,380 --> 00:07:50,861 - Huh, a straight line. - He learns quick. 182 00:07:53,734 --> 00:07:55,344 Oh... Oh! 183 00:07:55,518 --> 00:07:58,086 - We can't stop! - Aah! 184 00:08:03,308 --> 00:08:04,571 [armor clattering] 185 00:08:06,573 --> 00:08:08,183 [low growling] 186 00:08:08,966 --> 00:08:10,446 - Dark Guld. - Dark Guld. 187 00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:14,189 Who darest trod in my cave? 188 00:08:14,363 --> 00:08:17,322 We are the Bad Brothers. We serve Death Adder. 189 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:20,456 He charged us to bring this scrawny boy to him, 190 00:08:20,630 --> 00:08:24,242 so if you release us I'm sure he'll reward you with-- 191 00:08:24,416 --> 00:08:27,637 Death Adder shall gain no aid from I! 192 00:08:27,898 --> 00:08:29,552 For where wast he 193 00:08:29,813 --> 00:08:31,989 when the gods tore me limb from limb 194 00:08:32,163 --> 00:08:34,862 and imprisoned me within this mountain? 195 00:08:35,123 --> 00:08:36,820 Maybe he was sharpening his axe. 196 00:08:37,081 --> 00:08:38,996 Or napping after a very large meal. 197 00:08:39,170 --> 00:08:40,694 Ooh, I'd like to change my guess to that. 198 00:08:40,868 --> 00:08:42,043 DARK GULD: Silence! 199 00:08:42,217 --> 00:08:44,306 I haft been spurned 200 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:46,830 by all who once I held dearly 201 00:08:47,004 --> 00:08:48,440 in mine bosom. 202 00:08:48,615 --> 00:08:49,877 Left to rot 203 00:08:50,051 --> 00:08:51,966 in fetid solitude. 204 00:08:52,140 --> 00:08:54,490 Is anyone else having trouble understanding him? 205 00:08:54,664 --> 00:08:56,492 Yeah, he talks very funny. 206 00:08:56,753 --> 00:08:58,189 This is how the living spoke 207 00:08:58,363 --> 00:09:00,496 in the times before mine mind and flesh 208 00:09:00,757 --> 00:09:02,324 were fettered in this cave. 209 00:09:02,585 --> 00:09:03,717 Thou art the ones 210 00:09:04,065 --> 00:09:07,111 who inspire the jester's laugh in my soul. 211 00:09:08,025 --> 00:09:10,071 [scoffs] You sound funny to me. 212 00:09:10,245 --> 00:09:12,203 Hey look, Dark Guld, I can tell 213 00:09:12,377 --> 00:09:13,465 you don't like these guys, 214 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:15,076 which is great, 215 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:17,469 because I'm not with them, so you can let me go. 216 00:09:17,644 --> 00:09:20,777 - I shall merrily do so. - Great. 217 00:09:21,038 --> 00:09:23,693 If you defeat mine monsters in a duel to the death! 218 00:09:23,867 --> 00:09:24,694 Aw. 219 00:09:24,868 --> 00:09:26,043 You have a choice: 220 00:09:26,217 --> 00:09:28,045 fight alone and earn your freedom 221 00:09:28,219 --> 00:09:29,873 or fight alongside the Bad Brothers 222 00:09:30,134 --> 00:09:32,528 and all three of you shall go free. 223 00:09:32,702 --> 00:09:35,270 - There is safety in numbers. - I think I'd be safer 224 00:09:35,444 --> 00:09:37,925 without the guys who want to hand me over to Death Adder. 225 00:09:38,099 --> 00:09:40,492 Ugh. I just met you and I can already tell 226 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:42,973 you're gonna hold that against us forever. 227 00:09:43,844 --> 00:09:45,759 I choose to fight alone. 228 00:09:45,933 --> 00:09:49,545 - [both grunt] - DARK GULD: Show him the arena! 229 00:09:49,719 --> 00:09:51,025 [crowd clamoring, shouting] 230 00:09:51,286 --> 00:09:52,679 [yells] 231 00:09:55,290 --> 00:09:56,770 - [man cackles] - That was crazy timing 232 00:09:57,031 --> 00:09:58,554 on opening that door. Is there just always 233 00:09:58,815 --> 00:10:00,121 someone fighting in here? 234 00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:01,949 Pretty much. 235 00:10:31,108 --> 00:10:33,894 [crowd cheering, chanting] 236 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,942 It's not too late for us to fight as a team. 237 00:10:39,116 --> 00:10:40,988 We even came up with a good name: 238 00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:43,294 Hampton and the Bad Brothers. 239 00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:45,645 It's a good name, it's a really good name. 240 00:10:45,819 --> 00:10:48,343 Thanks. You know, it just kind of came to me, really. 241 00:10:48,517 --> 00:10:51,346 But no, I need to do this alone. 242 00:10:53,609 --> 00:10:54,958 Giant scorpion again? 243 00:10:55,219 --> 00:10:56,394 No, brother, look! 244 00:10:56,568 --> 00:10:58,353 It's a giant scorpion 245 00:10:58,527 --> 00:11:00,442 with a sword tied to its tail. 246 00:11:00,616 --> 00:11:01,748 BRUISER: Oh, that is different. 247 00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:04,359 Oh my gods, it's huge! 248 00:11:04,533 --> 00:11:05,969 And that sword is redundant! 249 00:11:06,143 --> 00:11:08,015 - Aah! - [cheering] 250 00:11:08,276 --> 00:11:09,843 [whimpers] 251 00:11:10,017 --> 00:11:11,758 Stay back, or else. 252 00:11:11,932 --> 00:11:14,456 [exclaiming] 253 00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:15,936 Jump on its back. 254 00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:17,633 That's a terrible idea. 255 00:11:17,894 --> 00:11:19,461 They can't all be winners. 256 00:11:19,635 --> 00:11:20,810 [roars] 257 00:11:20,984 --> 00:11:23,900 There's no way this is gonna work! 258 00:11:24,074 --> 00:11:25,772 [exclaiming] 259 00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:29,166 Aah! 260 00:11:33,649 --> 00:11:35,520 - [grunts] I did it! - [crowd exclaims] 261 00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:38,219 He didn't do it. The scorpion did it. 262 00:11:38,393 --> 00:11:40,177 - [booing] - Aw... 263 00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:42,397 DARK GULD: Well fought, Hampton. 264 00:11:42,571 --> 00:11:45,139 Yet the cessation ofst thou trials 265 00:11:45,313 --> 00:11:48,969 is yet in the distance ofst time... st. 266 00:11:49,143 --> 00:11:50,361 Huh? 267 00:11:50,666 --> 00:11:52,363 Ugh. You have to fight another opponent. 268 00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:55,192 Yeah, I sort of figured it wasn't just a big scorpion, 269 00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:57,717 'cause, uh, I mean, no offense, but, basic. 270 00:11:57,978 --> 00:12:01,024 He had a sword on his tail! Which... was his undoing, 271 00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:04,898 but still, that's not basic. Now, behold... 272 00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:08,553 ...Death Armor. 273 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,991 [hooting, cheering] 274 00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:15,865 - Aah! - Yes. I love him. 275 00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:17,519 I love him so. 276 00:12:18,868 --> 00:12:20,565 [grunts] 277 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,046 Tyris! I have untipped more cows than you. 278 00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:24,656 [laughs] I am winning. 279 00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:27,355 If you want to talk about it, I'm right by your side... 280 00:12:27,529 --> 00:12:29,226 quest. [laughs] 281 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:31,576 Not every important quest starts with excitement. 282 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,014 There is more to this than meets the eye. 283 00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:36,146 - You stepped in cow shit. - [grumbles] 284 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:37,931 - [squish] - AX: Tyris, Chronos. 285 00:12:38,192 --> 00:12:40,237 I have found an ancient artifact under a cow. 286 00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:43,414 By heavens. You have found the golden key. 287 00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:45,112 It was thought to be lost forever. 288 00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:46,461 - Ha-ha! - [grunts] 289 00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:49,333 Pray tell, what does this unlock? 290 00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:53,207 My cold weather clothes. 291 00:12:53,511 --> 00:12:55,513 You must help defeat the moths that lie in wait. 292 00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:57,124 Winter is approaching. 293 00:12:57,385 --> 00:12:59,909 Fear not the winter. [grunts] 294 00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:02,607 - Well, this feels important. - Ugh. 295 00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:04,392 [cheering] 296 00:13:04,566 --> 00:13:08,396 How the heck am I supposed to defeat magical armor? 297 00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:09,963 - [grunts] - [crowd cheering, exclaiming] 298 00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:13,227 Okay, okay, help me. 299 00:13:13,401 --> 00:13:14,532 Wh-What are you doing? 300 00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:16,883 Using you as bait. Hold still. 301 00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:18,623 HAMPTON: How is that helping me? 302 00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:20,147 Trust us. 303 00:13:21,409 --> 00:13:22,584 Aah! 304 00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:24,151 Aah! [grunts] 305 00:13:25,195 --> 00:13:27,284 - It's bash time! - It's bash time! 306 00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:28,808 You had your hammers? 307 00:13:29,069 --> 00:13:31,158 Why did you need to hold me against the cage? 308 00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:32,463 [grunting] 309 00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:43,953 My baby! 310 00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:45,128 [booing, jeering] 311 00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:47,348 [grunts, cries] 312 00:13:47,522 --> 00:13:50,481 Wow, you guys hit him a lot. 313 00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:52,832 Thank you, Hampton. You allowed us to fight, 314 00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:55,008 which means we will now be free. 315 00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:57,532 Yeah, free to take me to Death Adder. 316 00:13:58,533 --> 00:14:01,318 Hampton, Rooster and I have decided 317 00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:02,842 to not take you to Death Adder. 318 00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:04,539 You saved our lives. 319 00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:07,020 And now we have deaded things together. 320 00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:08,717 Those are the acts of a brother. 321 00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:11,894 A Bad Brother! You are one of us now. 322 00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:15,463 Here you go. 323 00:14:15,637 --> 00:14:17,552 Congratulations. 324 00:14:17,726 --> 00:14:20,511 You hath defeated mine armor. 325 00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:23,471 You shall have your freedom. 326 00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:24,254 Great. 327 00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:25,995 If thou defeats 328 00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:28,476 one last foe. 329 00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:29,956 Aw. 330 00:14:30,826 --> 00:14:33,220 Me! 331 00:14:34,699 --> 00:14:36,136 Okay fine, we'll fight you, 332 00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:37,833 but you better not be another mini boss. 333 00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:39,139 You better be the final one! 334 00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:45,014 - [crowd cheering] - [grunting] 335 00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:47,321 So many hands but none of them 336 00:14:47,582 --> 00:14:49,192 are being used for something nice, 337 00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:51,194 like art. So sad. 338 00:14:51,455 --> 00:14:53,501 [grunting] 339 00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:56,983 Aah! 340 00:14:58,506 --> 00:14:59,855 [laughs] Aah! 341 00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:01,770 I have been meaning to replace mine arm. 342 00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:04,860 Yours will do nicely. 343 00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:08,559 Back off, you psychopath. [grunting] 344 00:15:09,647 --> 00:15:12,041 Whoa! [grunts] 345 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:14,783 Yield. 346 00:15:15,044 --> 00:15:16,567 Ha! What canst thou do 347 00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:18,700 with such a pitiful weapon? 348 00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:21,572 The last time someone doubted me this blade shined true. 349 00:15:21,746 --> 00:15:24,227 Prepare to taste the power of the chosen one. 350 00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:25,837 [laughs] 351 00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:28,884 - [scoffs] - [grunts] 352 00:15:29,058 --> 00:15:31,843 What are the rules of this thing? 353 00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:34,063 [shouts] 354 00:15:34,237 --> 00:15:35,499 [grunting] 355 00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:42,376 Whoa! You guys are really good with those hammers. 356 00:15:42,637 --> 00:15:44,944 Please don't talk to us while we're fighting! 357 00:15:55,606 --> 00:15:57,565 [shouts] 358 00:15:57,739 --> 00:15:59,828 Oh...! 359 00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:01,830 - [exclaiming] - What happened? 360 00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:05,268 Who snuffed out the torches? Where am I? [grunts] 361 00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:10,317 We did it! 362 00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:12,232 I chopped off a head! 363 00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:14,930 We're free! [retches] 364 00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:17,802 Ah, a post-battle relief vomit. 365 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,326 Always a good feeling. 366 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:20,588 You did good, Hampton. 367 00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:22,111 DARK GULD: Oh, did he, now? 368 00:16:23,286 --> 00:16:25,636 Are you kidding me? 369 00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:27,464 - [crowd cheers] - DARK GULD: Did I not 370 00:16:27,725 --> 00:16:30,859 tell thee? The Spring of Restoration 371 00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:34,036 bestowed upon me a gift-- an eternity 372 00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:37,257 where I will never taste death. 373 00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:38,823 I remain standing. 374 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:42,827 Thou hast not obtained thine freedom. 375 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,438 You promised. 376 00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:46,483 [cackles] Didst thou think 377 00:16:46,657 --> 00:16:48,181 thou could trust me? 378 00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:50,096 Your foolish countenance is outweighed 379 00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:52,141 only by your feeble mind. 380 00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:54,535 My mind is not feeble! You take that back. 381 00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:56,102 Or what shall you do-- 382 00:16:56,276 --> 00:16:58,321 prick me with your magical dagger of impotence? 383 00:16:58,495 --> 00:17:01,324 You fill me to the brim with derisive mirth. 384 00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:02,717 [cackles] 385 00:17:02,978 --> 00:17:04,675 Stop it. Stop being derisive right now! 386 00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:07,287 You're almost as bad as Gilius! 387 00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:08,766 Who is Gilius? 388 00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,507 Aah! 389 00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:12,118 [grunting] 390 00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:16,035 Whoa! 391 00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:27,002 When we get out of here, you and I are gonna have a long talk 392 00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:28,960 about how you decide when to work, 393 00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:30,658 and I expect a real answer. 394 00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:32,703 We have to get out of here. 395 00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:45,368 Quickly, throw the rope. 396 00:17:46,543 --> 00:17:48,197 What am I doing? 397 00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:50,199 I'm sorry, but I have to leave you here. 398 00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:53,072 I can't trust you. I can't trust anyone. 399 00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:55,074 What? Is this because of Dark Guld? 400 00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:56,249 You're bad guys. 401 00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:58,033 You're gonna turn on me, eventually. 402 00:17:58,294 --> 00:17:59,948 We're not bad guys, we're Bad Brothers. 403 00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:03,256 So? Gilius is a good guy and he can't treat me with respect. 404 00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:05,345 How can I expect any more of you? 405 00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:07,216 We are not Gilius. 406 00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:09,914 I'm sorry, but I have to do this. 407 00:18:11,046 --> 00:18:13,353 Geez, Gilius really did a number on him. 408 00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:15,006 Oh, for sure. 409 00:18:18,445 --> 00:18:21,230 AX: Ah. I have finished polishing the armor! 410 00:18:21,404 --> 00:18:24,364 By the gods, you are one handsome barbarian, 411 00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:26,105 Ax Battler. So dreamy. 412 00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:28,672 So, we untipped the cows, organized the wardrobe, 413 00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:31,414 cleaned the stables, fed the chickens. 414 00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:34,461 Ugh! I admit it. We're on a side quest. 415 00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:35,984 [laughs] 416 00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:38,769 Oh, Tyris. This isn't even a side quest anymore. 417 00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:40,423 We're doing a farmer's chores. 418 00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:42,251 What did he cook in this thing? 419 00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:44,253 Are you saying this villager 420 00:18:44,427 --> 00:18:46,647 has been taking advantage of us? 421 00:18:46,821 --> 00:18:47,778 Help! Please! 422 00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:49,302 My breakfast has grown cold. 423 00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:52,043 I need a hero who can harness the power of fire 424 00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:53,828 to warm my eggs. 425 00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:56,222 Hmm. I think I can help. 426 00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:58,224 [crying] 427 00:18:58,398 --> 00:18:59,703 No! 428 00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:01,314 That was a little harsh. 429 00:19:01,618 --> 00:19:03,925 Chronos, please. He wasn't taking advantage of us. 430 00:19:04,099 --> 00:19:05,753 He was clearly one of Death Adder's minions 431 00:19:05,927 --> 00:19:09,278 sent to distract us from the main quest: aiding Gilius. 432 00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:10,627 [whispers]: Do you think she really 433 00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:12,151 - thinks that? - [whispers]: Shut up. 434 00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:19,854 Gilius! 435 00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:21,464 [growls] 436 00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:24,511 Shoo! Shoo! Get out of here! 437 00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:26,513 [growls, chuffs] 438 00:19:27,383 --> 00:19:28,428 Gilius! 439 00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:30,299 How the heck did you get here? 440 00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:33,868 My gods, you jumped off the eagle to save me? 441 00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:35,565 I was wrong about you. 442 00:19:35,739 --> 00:19:36,914 Which means... 443 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,439 Oh, no-- the Bad Brothers. 444 00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:41,136 We need to get you somewhere. 445 00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:45,053 [grunts] Wow, you are 446 00:19:45,314 --> 00:19:46,750 a lot heavier than you look. 447 00:19:47,011 --> 00:19:48,752 And you look really heavy. 448 00:19:48,926 --> 00:19:51,581 VIDEO GAME GILIUS: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 449 00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:16,650 HAMPTON: Gilius! Gilius. 450 00:20:16,824 --> 00:20:18,434 Gilius. You're back. 451 00:20:18,695 --> 00:20:21,655 Ha-Hampton? I-I'm alive! 452 00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:23,483 I'm alive! [laughs] 453 00:20:23,657 --> 00:20:26,877 I did it! I did i-- I cheated death! 454 00:20:27,051 --> 00:20:29,010 All I had to do was admit I couldn't do it alone, 455 00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:30,664 which, of course, is a lie! 456 00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:32,927 I can do anything alone. And I do. 457 00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:34,494 Actually, Gilius-- 458 00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:37,323 Chicken Leg! Thank the gods you're here! 459 00:20:37,497 --> 00:20:38,976 I couldn't do this without you. 460 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,631 We're all back together. How did you find us? 461 00:20:41,805 --> 00:20:44,330 Chicken Leg, Gilius has jumped off the eagle. 462 00:20:44,591 --> 00:20:46,419 MAN: Your quest is a noble one. 463 00:20:46,593 --> 00:20:48,159 I hope you find your friends. 464 00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:50,684 WOMAN: Oh, Chicken Leg. 465 00:20:50,945 --> 00:20:52,294 WOMAN 2: What?! 466 00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:54,905 You found the amulet? How?! 467 00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:58,126 MAN 2: I don't agree with your methods, Chicken Leg, 468 00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:01,869 but I can't argue the results. Put 'er there! 469 00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:06,177 He must have walked. 470 00:21:30,245 --> 00:21:31,464 MAN: Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! 471 00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:34,510 Chirp. 472 00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:38,166 [production theme] 473 00:21:38,216 --> 00:21:42,766 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0